Astral-Aang

Listen at the awesome words that will soon form from my mouth...err...fingers! The Revolutionary War didn't start just becasue of the Boston Massacre and everything, as bad as dat is. Oh no my dear children..it started over TEA!!! XD I was watching America: The Story of Us and I came to this awesomener thought! The war didn't start because the British were being dick! It started because the British went batshit crazy over tea! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!! WORSHIP MY LOGIC MORTALS!!!!! XDDD My mom says I'm a dork...>:3 She's right. And she just upset because the Godfather sucks along with Shawshank Redemption...I can just sense the hate Imma

Think about it. He knows when we are sleeping and knows when we're ot...HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW THAT?! HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE?E O_O He's an old man breaking into our houses at night leaving presents for children and eating OUR food. I talked to my mother about this. She even agreed. I watched a comedian talk about this, forgpt his name though. He said something like, "You let an old man into your house with promises of goodies fory your children?" That's what really got me thinking! Santa Claus is a fucking creep. Same with the Tooth Fairy! WHO WANTS TO PAY A KID FOR LOOSING TEETH?! WHY DOES SHE NEED OUR FUCKING TEETH IN THE FIR

I was listening to some Disney music because clearly I can't listen to music that other people listen to. Anyway, I was listening to I will make a man ouy of you from Mulan. AND THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD! Everytime I listen to a song from Disney this happens! It's like they want that to happen!! I love Disney but they need to make less upbeat songs that makes me want to sing and dance or work out! I AM TOO FDAMN LAZY FOR EXERCISE!! STOP MAKING MOTIVATIONAL SONGS!!! ;-; I don't know how to handle that...